Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a Christmas party at their country club.
"My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?"
"They are," replied Coleen.
"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled Melinda.
Coleen responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."
"My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?"
"They are," replied Coleen.
"Of course the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them," smiled Melinda.
Coleen responded, "Yes, but for that you would need real teeth."
