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dems4me
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"Road RageRoad Rage
> > A man was being tailgated by
> a stressed out woman on a busy
> boulevard. Suddenly, the light
> turned yellow, just in front
> of him.
> >
> > He did the right thing,
> stopping at the crosswalk,
> even though he could have
> beaten the red light by
> accelerating through the
> intersection.
> >
> > The tailgating woman hit the
> roof, and the horn, screaming
> in frustration as she missed
> her chance to get through the
> intersection, dropping her
> cell phone and makeup.
> >
> > As she was still in
> mid-rant, she heard a tap on
> her window and looked up into
> the face of a very serious
> police officer.
> >
> > The officer ordered her to
> exit her car with her hands
> up.
> >
> > He took her to the police
> station where she was
> searched, finger printed,
> photographed, and placed in a
> holding cell.
> >
> > After a couple of hours, a
> policeman approached the cell
> and opened the door.
> >
> > She was escorted back to the
> booking desk where the
> arresting officer was waiting
> with her personal effects.
> >
> > He said, "I'm very sorry for
> this mistake. You see, I
> pulled up behind your car
> while you were blowing your
> horn, flipping off the guy in
> front of you, and cussing a
> blue streak at him.
> >
> > I noticed the 'Choose Life'
> license plate holder, the
> 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper
> sticker, the 'Follow Me to
> Sunday- School' bumper
> sticker, and the chrome-plated
> Christian Fish emblem on the
> trunk.
> >
> > Naturally... I assumed you
> had stolen the car."
> >
> > Priceless!
> > A man was being tailgated by
> a stressed out woman on a busy
> boulevard. Suddenly, the light
> turned yellow, just in front
> of him.
> >
> > He did the right thing,
> stopping at the crosswalk,
> even though he could have
> beaten the red light by
> accelerating through the
> intersection.
> >
> > The tailgating woman hit the
> roof, and the horn, screaming
> in frustration as she missed
> her chance to get through the
> intersection, dropping her
> cell phone and makeup.
> >
> > As she was still in
> mid-rant, she heard a tap on
> her window and looked up into
> the face of a very serious
> police officer.
> >
> > The officer ordered her to
> exit her car with her hands
> up.
> >
> > He took her to the police
> station where she was
> searched, finger printed,
> photographed, and placed in a
> holding cell.
> >
> > After a couple of hours, a
> policeman approached the cell
> and opened the door.
> >
> > She was escorted back to the
> booking desk where the
> arresting officer was waiting
> with her personal effects.
> >
> > He said, "I'm very sorry for
> this mistake. You see, I
> pulled up behind your car
> while you were blowing your
> horn, flipping off the guy in
> front of you, and cussing a
> blue streak at him.
> >
> > I noticed the 'Choose Life'
> license plate holder, the
> 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper
> sticker, the 'Follow Me to
> Sunday- School' bumper
> sticker, and the chrome-plated
> Christian Fish emblem on the
> trunk.
> >
> > Naturally... I assumed you
> had stolen the car."
> >
> > Priceless!
