GopherM
Darwin was right
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed
their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses
on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about
twenty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance
before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to the
restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband
became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded
his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided
her the more agitated he became.
He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived
at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to
retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in
there, you might as well get my hat and our credit card."
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for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed
their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses
on the table and she didn't miss them until they had been driving about
twenty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance
before they could find a place to turn around -- in order to return to the
restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband
became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded
his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided
her the more agitated he became.
He just wouldn't let up one minute. To her relief, they finally arrived
at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to
retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in
there, you might as well get my hat and our credit card."
![Buttkick :buttkick: :buttkick:](/styles/somd_smilies/buttkick.gif)