Robertson's message from God......

[harleygirl]

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. He added specifics in Wednesday's show.
http://www.wusatv9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=49615

 

[bresamil]

Conveniently timed after all the NOAA announcements about a huge hurrican season.

 

[rack'm]

Yea......


God spoke to me last night too........he said, "tomorrow will bring warmth, harmony and love"

The sun came up, the birds are singing and I got a hug.........I'm a believer now.

 

[kwillia]

Conveniently timed after all the NOAA announcements about a huge hurrican season.

So this sign is in his driveway, huh...

 

[MMDad]

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. He added specifics in Wednesday's show.
http://www.wusatv9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=49615

Wow, he really went out on a limb on that one! We never have storms hit our coasts, so this relevation is really groundbreaking.

Next he'll predict that the sun will come up tomorrow.

 

[Bustem' Down]

When did he decide he was a Prophet?

 

[Tonio]

If I heard the Lord right, Robertson will be lashed by hemorrhoids.

 

[harleygirl]

If I heard the Lord right, Robertson will be lashed by hemorrhoids.

 

[SamSpade]

If I heard the Lord right, Robertson will be lashed by hemorrhoids.

No way - the guy is a PERFECT a$$hole.

 

[willie]

Dementia

 

[Larry Gude]

I'm trying to imagine this one...

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. He added specifics in Wednesday's show.

PR: "...OK, storms on the east coast this fall, uh huh, snow in Vail for Jr's birthday again, got it, yes sir, go on...uh huh....don't bet Barbaro in the derby, right...got it...uh huh...just kidding about the shellfish thing...uh huh..."

 

[Railroad]

I'm surprised anybody still listens to Mr. Robertson.

 

[Toxick]

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. He added specifics in Wednesday's show.
http://www.wusatv9.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=49615

At least he didn't tell everyone that God would call us all home (using these storms) unless Robertson received $8million by July.

 

[gumby]

I'm surprised anybody still listens to Mr. Robertson.

That was my thought

 

[tirdun]

Hey, the man can leg-press 2 0 0 0 pounds.

Any man that can press a volkswagon beetle (+driver) deserves <i>some</i> measure of respect. Unless he's lying, but that would be a sin.

 

[Bustem' Down]

Hey, the man can leg-press 2 0 0 0 pounds.

Any man that can press a volkswagon beetle (+driver) deserves <i>some</i> measure of respect. Unless he's lying, but that would be a sin.

Maybe the shake actually does work, but one side affect is losing your mind.