just.me
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>>>> Robot Bartender...
>>>>
>>>> A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
>>>> The robot serve's him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks
>>>> him, "What's your IQ?"
>>>>
>>>> The man replies "150."
>>>> The robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming
>>>> factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
>>>> environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology,
>>>> and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks,
>>>> "This is really cool."
>>>>
>>>> He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
>>>> around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot
>>>> serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
>>>>
>>>> The man responds "about 100."
>>>>
>>>> Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about
>>>> football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns,
>>>> and women's breasts.
>>>>
>>>> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
>>>> robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him
>>>> and asks,"What's your IQ?"
>>>>
>>>> The man replies, "Err, 50, I think."
>>>>
>>>> And the robot says... real slowly...
>>>> "So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
>>>> The robot serve's him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks
>>>> him, "What's your IQ?"
>>>>
>>>> The man replies "150."
>>>> The robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming
>>>> factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
>>>> environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology,
>>>> and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks,
>>>> "This is really cool."
>>>>
>>>> He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
>>>> around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot
>>>> serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
>>>>
>>>> The man responds "about 100."
>>>>
>>>> Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about
>>>> football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns,
>>>> and women's breasts.
>>>>
>>>> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
>>>> robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him
>>>> and asks,"What's your IQ?"
>>>>
>>>> The man replies, "Err, 50, I think."
>>>>
>>>> And the robot says... real slowly...
>>>> "So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?
>>>>
