Rodney King, noted African-American hooligan who has just started his jail sentence once again for drunk driving, announced today that he will be joining stock car racing’s Team Kennedy in time for the Chappaquiddick 500.
“I’m really excited about this wonderful opportunity,” said Mr. King during a press conference at the visiting room of the Los Angeles County Jail. “Team Kennedy is the premiere dipsomaniac racing establishment in the world of stock car racing, and I’m so happy that I’ll be able to participate in the Chappaquiddick 500.”
The Chappaquiddick 500 is considered by experts to be the most grueling race of the stock car racing season. Drivers must negotiate narrow roads with numerous water hazards at speeds approaching 215mph while under the influence of alcohol and PCP. Although no drivers have ever been killed during the Chappaquiddick 500, there is a history of strange fatal accidents happening to co-drivers and other team members.
“I’m really excited about this wonderful opportunity,” said Mr. King during a press conference at the visiting room of the Los Angeles County Jail. “Team Kennedy is the premiere dipsomaniac racing establishment in the world of stock car racing, and I’m so happy that I’ll be able to participate in the Chappaquiddick 500.”
The Chappaquiddick 500 is considered by experts to be the most grueling race of the stock car racing season. Drivers must negotiate narrow roads with numerous water hazards at speeds approaching 215mph while under the influence of alcohol and PCP. Although no drivers have ever been killed during the Chappaquiddick 500, there is a history of strange fatal accidents happening to co-drivers and other team members.