Role Reversal

[Wenchy]

I know a lot of parents give their children an allowance to do chores. Well...I don't.

My son's birthday was yesterday (11 years old) and some relatives sent him money.

One of his chores (and lessons being taught) is folding laundry. There is a certain way to do it, and I am here to coach him.

He just offered me $10 to fold the next load.

 

[usagent]

Boo! I thought I would get to wear a dress

 

[Angel]

 

[Wenchy]

Boo! I thought I would get to wear a dress

You can. :shrug:

 

[RoseRed]

I know a lot of parents give their children an allowance to do chores. Well...I don't.

My son's birthday was yesterday (11 years old) and some relatives sent him money.

One of his chores (and lessons being taught) is folding laundry. There is a certain way to do it, and I am here to coach him.

He just offered me $10 to fold the next load.

Funny!
Mine spent $10 of her own money on a musical toothbrush when I refused to buy it for her.

 

[Dutch6]

I know a lot of parents give their children an allowance to do chores. Well...I don't.

My son's birthday was yesterday (11 years old) and some relatives sent him money.

One of his chores (and lessons being taught) is folding laundry. There is a certain way to do it, and I am here to coach him.

He just offered me $10 to fold the next load.

He's going to be a business man! Tell him I'll fold them for $8.00.

 

[Wenchy]

Funny!
Mine spent $10 of her own money on a musical toothbrush when I refused to buy it for her.

I held out my hand, he ran upstairs, came back down and handed me a ten.

I took it and he says, "Maybe I should have only offered you five."

Somehow, I managed to keep a straight face. The money is mine!

 

[Nickel]

I held out my hand, he ran upstairs, came back down and handed me a ten.

I took it and he says, "Maybe I should have only offered you five."

Somehow, I managed to keep a straight face. The money is mine!

That boy is too freaking cute.

 

[Wenchy]

That boy is too freaking cute.

He thinks he can get away with murder since he has that devilish grin and flaming red hair. Again, it's my job, as his ever loving mother, to set him straight.

 

[RoseRed]

I held out my hand, he ran upstairs, came back down and handed me a ten.

I took it and he says, "Maybe I should have only offered you five."

Somehow, I managed to keep a straight face. The money is mine!

Kinda like finding money in the washer or dryer. Finders keepers!

 

[usagent]

He thinks he can get away with murder since he has that devilish grin and flaming red hair. Again, it's my job, as his ever loving mother, to set him straight.

Why is he at the Bar? You should be more responsible. What if I'd just dropped a hit of acid and came out of the bathroom to see that? Think lady!

 

[Wenchy]

Kinda like finding money in the washer or dryer. Finders keepers!

Exactly!

 

[Vince]

I held out my hand, he ran upstairs, came back down and handed me a ten.

I took it and he says, "Maybe I should have only offered you five."

Somehow, I managed to keep a straight face. The money is mine!

I love it.

 

[Wenchy]

Why is he at the Bar? You should be more responsible. What if I'd just dropped a hit of acid and came out of the bathroom to see that? Think lady!

We were waiting for a table at a crab house last Halloween and everybody was dressed up. No big deal.

On the other hand, people drop acid everywhere, and if there was ever a threat to one of my children the person would have their eyeballs torn out of their head before they could touch them. Male? I have two hands, scrotum with one, and eyeballs with the other. Don't even question or dare me. I have very long fingers.

 

[usagent]

We were waiting for a table at a crab house last Halloween and everybody was dressed up. No big deal.

On the other hand, people drop acid everywhere, and if there was ever a threat to one of my children the person would have their eyeballs torn out of their head before they could touch them. Male? I have two hands, scrotum with one, and eyeballs with the other. Don't even question or dare me. I have very long fingers.

Umm! I just meant he would startle me is all. Sheesh! I'll never play a game of tag with you. Psyco!

 

[Wenchy]

Umm! I just meant he would startle me is all. Sheesh! I'll never play a game of tag with you. Psyco!

Stay off the acid and all will be okay.

Oh, and you spelled "psycho" incorrectly.

 

[usagent]

Stay off the acid and all will be okay.

Oh, and you spelled "psycho" incorrectly.

Soory.

 

[Nanny Pam]

Wenchy! You're too funny!

Good parenting, by-the-way

 

[Bronwyn]

My 14 year old gets allowance. A portion of every child support check goes to him in cash. He doesn't waste it yet, hordes it in his little bank until he has over $100 to buy a X-Box thingy or something.

 

[virgovictoria]

Wenchy - that is too funny!!!