More Dallas fun...
...Why did Tony Romo miss field goal practice?
It slipped his mind.
How come Tony Romo's pants are wet?
He couldn't hold it.
What common dating tip never seems to pan out for Tony and his new honey?
Catching a movie.
Why was Tony Romo disqualified from the special Olympics?
He already had a star on his helmet. (I'm changing my name as we speak)
And what is Tony's favorite candy bar???