Rose! Rose!! I found your soul mate!!

[vraiblonde]

Man Who Transformed Himself Into 'Alien' Hits Problem as He's 'Barred from Restaurants'

The thirtysomething self-mutilator says he's considering undergoing a leg amputation to further modify his extreme appearance.

www.westernjournal.com

 

[Kyle]

Employment is a problem?

He needs to go into politics.

 

[SamSpade]

Greeter at Wal-Mart? Restaurant hostess?

 

[my-thyme]

Greeter at Wal-Mart? Restaurant hostess?

Nope. One of his complaints is that restaurants will not seat him.

 

[PJay]

More about him:

A French man decides to transition to a ‘Black Alien’

so if interested it appears it's doable. You can look him up to learn more about him.. warning though...pretty insane what he has done to his body and what his future plans are. People willing to do this to someone are insane too. He was a nice looking guy and now..

forums.somd.com

 

[Kyle]

Nope. One of his complaints is that restaurants will not seat him.

Put him at the Returns Desk in Walmart or Target.

 

[RoseRed]

That is NOT the seat for my butt! But (heehee) thanks for thinking of me!

 

[PJay]

Greeter at Wal-Mart? Restaurant hostess?

Grave digger

 

[vraiblonde]

That is NOT the seat for my butt! But (heehee) thanks for thinking of me!

*sigh* I thought you would get the joke.

 

[gemma_rae]

He's absolutely Dreamy!

In a nightmarish kinda way.

 

[Kyle]

Alternately, if they had him host the Oscars it might boost ratings.

 

[gemma_rae]

*sigh* I thought you would get the joke.

Should have said 'Spirit Animal'

 

[RoseRed]

*sigh* I thought you would get the joke.

I do get it, but that's a bit extreme for me.

 

[gemma_rae]

Alternately, if they had him host the Oscars it might boost ratings.

Heck yeah! I'd pay to see him cannibalize Will Smith.

 

[jrt_ms1995]

Heck yeah! I'd pay to see him cannibalize the entire audience.

Double for this!

 

[vraiblonde]

He's absolutely Dreamy!

In a nightmarish kinda way.

So seriously, what would you do if you were sitting somewhere eating dinner and this guy came walking in?

I'm surprised no one has shot him.

 

[RoseRed]

He'd fit in great here!

Exotic Erotic Ball - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Sneakers]

I'm surprised no one has shot him.

Or dragged him off to Area 51.

 

[Grumpy]

Man Who Transformed Himself Into 'Alien' Hits Problem as He's 'Barred from Restaurants'

The thirtysomething self-mutilator says he's considering undergoing a leg amputation to further modify his extreme appearance.

www.westernjournal.com

Wasn't that guy the lead singer for Electric Six?

 

[Clem72]

Man Who Transformed Himself Into 'Alien' Hits Problem as He's 'Barred from Restaurants'

The thirtysomething self-mutilator says he's considering undergoing a leg amputation to further modify his extreme appearance.

www.westernjournal.com

So is this guy the first to transition to a black alien, or is that still Dolezal?