Ode to Rose's, an original, by me....
(to the tune of "My Favorite Things")
Outdated music and wildebeest dancing
Mama-san troll comes out from the bar prancing
Brazilian women in tiny G-strings
These are a few of my favorite things
"Buy me a drink" says the girl with one tooth
Getting a blowjob while sat in a booth
Popeyes manager bringing chicken wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Hand-printed mirrors and tip pitcher empty
IQ is low cuz the pounds are a-plenty
Two o'clock comes 'round, the fat lady sings
These are a few of my favorite things
When it's shut down
On a Monday
It just makes me sad
But then I remember my favorite things
And then I don't....feel...sooo...baaaadddd.....
After two beers you will find me a-pissin'
Floor is all wet cuz the toilet I'm missin'
"Clean dat mess up" Mama-san ordering
These are a few of my favorite things
Empty the pitcher, the tips will come piling
Bigfoot is dancing, we're laughing and smiling
One lucky man will get two one-night flings
These are a few of my favorite things
Give me ten dollars and pick me up later
Might screw her now but don't think I would date'er
Hey look it's Pingrr and there's smoothmarines
These are a few of my favorite things
Seven o'clock
They're not open
This is really sad
But then I remember my favorite things
And then I don't....feel...soooo....baaaaaaaaaaad....