RUN FOR YOU LIVES...PLEASE, PART DEUX...

GregV814

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Solar Maximum...or something like that...

You may not be aware, so ...... BEWARE!!! Fast approaching, is the pinnacle of the Sun's, (aka:Ra) activity known as a solar maximum. So. what.

SO WHAT YOU SAY??? Consider a nastyazz woman on her "cycle" who can't find a Whitmans Sampler!!! Only its the Sun, really pissed off!

Sunbeams will erupt into an astronomical frenzy causing minorities in U. S.' major cities to riot, vandalize , steal cars and use drugs!!

Theres nothing one can do about it. But if you wear a mask, stay indoors, send me you passwords for banking activity, I may do something, maybe.... send a forcefield via the cloud.... No, wait, the cloud will be destroyed by Ra's rath....


Nevermind.

(Clem, this is all fake, I made it up)
 

Hijinx

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This is why our President Joe Biden is trying so hard to block the sun.


Blocking the sun would save the planet from Climate Change and slow the anger of the ghetto's
 

DaSDGuy

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you only have 1/2 of the story..... effective September 21st, citizens will be strongly urged to climb onto the roofs of their homes, apartments, Range Rover trucks, whatever, and point a GSA approved 12 X 18" mirror directly AT THE SUN! THUS, (THEY LIKE IT WHEN YOU SAY THUS OR THUSLY) the rays and cancer causing ozone beams will be directed back to the clouds.
Great idea, unless everyone does it all at once and we reflect the sunlight back into the sun's eyes. Then the sun would have to close it's eyes, everything will go dark and cold, and we all die from the climate change global winter. But at least it won't be hot and Brandon's chocolate chip ice cream won't melt.
 

herb749

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This is why our President Joe Biden is trying so hard to block the sun.


Blocking the sun would save the planet from Climate Change and slow the anger of the ghetto's

And nothing will grow and we all starve. Well except for the well off and connected.
 

Tech

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Wouldn't it be cheaper to have Musk launch the panel of The View a geosynchronous orbit? Multiple eclipses a day:sshrug:
 
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