Saddam's sons

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
Q: What was Uday and Qusay's last word?
A: It-shay!

Q: What's the last thing that went thru their minds before they died?
A: 5.56mm round.

Q: Where were Uday's last thoughts?
A: On the wall behind him.

Uday and Qusay got to heaven the other day. They walked through the pearly gates and were immediately jumped by George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Robert E. Lee, and about 60 other people who beat the two senseless.

After the fighting stopped for a moment, the brothers asked God what was going on. God responded that those were the 72 Virginians He had promised them in the Koran.
 
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