Throwing the deuces
Just so you don't think it's only you that weird things happen to (although they do happen to you more often ). I had been wearing the same pair of work BDU pants for a while. Maybe a year or two. Decided to break out a different pair this morning. Went to put them on and felt something "large" in the pocket. Pulled out a balled up pair of underwear! God only know how they got into the pocket and how long they had been there.