SailorGirl

RareBreed

Throwing the deuces
Just so you don't think it's only you that weird things happen to (although they do happen to you more often :lol: ). I had been wearing the same pair of work BDU pants for a while. Maybe a year or two. Decided to break out a different pair this morning. Went to put them on and felt something "large" in the pocket. Pulled out a balled up pair of underwear! :faint: God only know how they got into the pocket and how long they had been there.
 

SailorGirl

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Just so you don't think it's only you that weird things happen to (although they do happen to you more often :lol: ). I had been wearing the same pair of work BDU pants for a while. Maybe a year or two. Decided to break out a different pair this morning. Went to put them on and felt something "large" in the pocket. Pulled out a balled up pair of underwear! :faint: God only know how they got into the pocket and how long they had been there.
Were they yours? :lmao:
 

RareBreed

Throwing the deuces
Were they yours? :lmao:
Yes, they were mine. Must have gotten in there during the wash or dry cycle. I realize I dress in the dark in the morning but you'd think I'd notice something like that when I was hanging them up or when I was taking them off the hanger.
 

SailorGirl

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Yes, they were mine. Must have gotten in there during the wash or dry cycle. I realize I dress in the dark in the morning but you'd think I'd notice something like that when I was hanging them up or when I was taking them off the hanger.
Wait until they slip out when you're walking - now that's embarrassing and yes it happened.
 

luvmygdaughters

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Years ago, when my daughters were maybe 7 and 8, we went to buy a new Christmas tree. I was divorced at this time. We went to K-mart in Waldorf, found an inexpensive artificial tree, put the box in the cart, went to check out and then proceeded to the car. I was trying to fit it in to the car, it was a hatchback. My daughters and I were trying to put the damn box in the car when this gentleman who had been watching us, offered to help. Yes, thank you so much, I replied. He got the box in the car. He turned around and handed me something and said Merry Christmas and left. When I looked at what he handed me, I could've died. The girls and I had been to the laundromat the day before, a pair of my panties had fallen out of the basket and wedged into the crack in the seat cushion. I guess the box must have caught the corner of the underwear and pulled them up. I was so embarrassed, my kids were cracking up!
 

SailorGirl

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Years ago, when my daughters were maybe 7 and 8, we went to buy a new Christmas tree. I was divorced at this time. We went to K-mart in Waldorf, found an inexpensive artificial tree, put the box in the cart, went to check out and then proceeded to the car. I was trying to fit it in to the car, it was a hatchback. My daughters and I were trying to put the damn box in the car when this gentleman who had been watching us, offered to help. Yes, thank you so much, I replied. He got the box in the car. He turned around and handed me something and said Merry Christmas and left. When I looked at what he handed me, I could've died. The girls and I had been to the laundromat the day before, a pair of my panties had fallen out of the basket and wedged into the crack in the seat cushion. I guess the box must have caught the corner of the underwear and pulled them up. I was so embarrassed, my kids were cracking up!
:lmao: THAT is a great story!
 

RareBreed

Throwing the deuces
Years ago, when my daughters were maybe 7 and 8, we went to buy a new Christmas tree. I was divorced at this time. We went to K-mart in Waldorf, found an inexpensive artificial tree, put the box in the cart, went to check out and then proceeded to the car. I was trying to fit it in to the car, it was a hatchback. My daughters and I were trying to put the damn box in the car when this gentleman who had been watching us, offered to help. Yes, thank you so much, I replied. He got the box in the car. He turned around and handed me something and said Merry Christmas and left. When I looked at what he handed me, I could've died. The girls and I had been to the laundromat the day before, a pair of my panties had fallen out of the basket and wedged into the crack in the seat cushion. I guess the box must have caught the corner of the underwear and pulled them up. I was so embarrassed, my kids were cracking up!
Never had a guy hand me back my panties but I did have a :blushing: moment in Walmart when my oldest was about 2. You know how you pull their pants/shorts away from their backs to check their diapers to make sure there isn't any poop? (Am I the only one who did that??) Anyway, I was sitting down on a bench in Walmart and bent over to tie my shoe and next thing I know, I can feel my son pulling the top of my pants. Then he proceeds to yell, "Mommy!! You didn't go poop!!"
 

SailorGirl

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Never had a guy hand me back my panties but I did have a :blushing: moment in Walmart when my oldest was about 2. You know how you pull their pants/shorts away from their backs to check their diapers to make sure there isn't any poop? (Am I the only one who did that??) Anyway, I was sitting down on a bench in Walmart and bent over to tie my shoe and next thing I know, I can feel my son pulling the top of my pants. Then he proceeds to yell, "Mommy!! You didn't go poop!!"
Out of the mouth of babes. :lmao:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Never had a guy hand me back my panties but I did have a :blushing: moment in Walmart when my oldest was about 2. You know how you pull their pants/shorts away from their backs to check their diapers to make sure there isn't any poop? (Am I the only one who did that??) Anyway, I was sitting down on a bench in Walmart and bent over to tie my shoe and next thing I know, I can feel my son pulling the top of my pants. Then he proceeds to yell, "Mommy!! You didn't go poop!!"
My then 3 y/o daughter started beeping at the rather large woman ahead of us in line at the grocery store... (picture a truck backing up)
 

Gilligan

#*! boat!
PREMO Member
Years ago, one of my girlfriends had spent the night in my guest room. She left behind her thong. I gave it back to her for Christmas. :biggrin:
That was nice of you. Nobody ever bother to give me back any of mine that got left behind.
 
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