Salts harvested from human tears

[Misfit]

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Salts_harvested_from_human_tears

A range of salts said to have been collected from human tears has gone on sale in London.

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies says the salts come from crying humans experiencing a range of emotions.

The £7 range includes salts harvested from tears of sorrow, tears shed while sneezing, tears shed while chopping onions, tears of laughter, and tears of anger.

If I knew you could sell these my parents and I could have made a fortune during my teens.

 

[Vince]

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Salts_harvested_from_human_tears

A range of salts said to have been collected from human tears has gone on sale in London.

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies says the salts come from crying humans experiencing a range of emotions.

The £7 range includes salts harvested from tears of sorrow, tears shed while sneezing, tears shed while chopping onions, tears of laughter, and tears of anger.

If I knew you could sell these my parents and I could have made a fortune during my teens.

The question isn't knowing you could sell them, the real question is why would anyone want to buy them?

 

[acommondisaster]

How do the salts emitted in tears differ from the salts emitted in sweat? Sounds kind of icky when I think about it. No, wait, it sounds like some people have too much money and nothing better to spend it on.