San Francisco begs for federal policing

Kyle

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Hijinx

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Help from a federal Government run by Joe Biden? Are they kidding.
Who do they expect to help them, The FBI or the Justice Department? They have more important things to do like going after Donald Trump and hiding Hunter Biden's lap top. Why don't they ask their Representative Nancy Pelosi for help. She looks out for them in Washington. Maybe she can send over her Lieutenant Byrd the guy that shot a female veteran to death. San Francisco, You have earned every bit of the trouble you have by electing Nancy, Newsom, and Schiff.
 
vraiblonde

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kwillia said:
Here we go. SanFranpsycho is now begging for federal policing. Who didn’t see this coming?

slaynews.com

San Francisco Throws in Towel, Asks Federal Government for Help Cleaning Up City amid 'Unprecedented Police Shortage' - Slay News

San Francisco is requesting assistance from the federal government due to an "unprecedented police staffing shortage" in the liberal California city.
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Translation:

"Give us a bunch of federal tax dollars so we can use whatever we don't stick in our own pockets for garbage studies done by our cronies (for which we get a kickback)."
 
Louise

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Hijinx said:
Help from a federal Government run by Joe Biden? Are they kidding.
Who do they expect to help them, The FBI or the Justice Department? They have more important things to do like going after Donald Trump and hiding Hunter Biden's lap top. Why don't they ask their Representative Nancy Pelosi for help. She looks out for them in Washington. Maybe she can send over her Lieutenant Byrd the guy that shot a female veteran to death. San Francisco, You have earned every bit of the trouble you have by electing Nancy, Newsom, and Schiff.
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Pelosi f’d the city that she represents, and her gay hub, too. Pun intended.
 
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