The city released a guide with ways to refer to politician's activities in a more positive manner:
Stealing money is to be referred to as "taxation."
Having an affair is to be referred to as "providing women opportunities for advancement."
Taking a bribe is to be referred to as a "desirable exchange of money for principles."
Starting a deadly war on false pretenses is to be referred to as an "environmental depopulation initiative."
Kidnapping parents over truancy laws is to be called a "free parental vacation program."
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Stealing money is to be referred to as "taxation."
Having an affair is to be referred to as "providing women opportunities for advancement."
Taking a bribe is to be referred to as a "desirable exchange of money for principles."
Starting a deadly war on false pretenses is to be referred to as an "environmental depopulation initiative."
Kidnapping parents over truancy laws is to be called a "free parental vacation program."
San Francisco Changes Term 'Convicted Felons' To More Politically Correct 'Elected Officials'
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In a move to make sure criminals are treated fairly, San Francisco has instituted a policy of referring to "convicted felons" by the much more politically correct term "elected officials."
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