santa joke

tater

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Santa goes to a house to drop off his load of presents.
There's a hot momma standing there in her f-me nighty, and starts to kiss on santa.
Santa says" ho-ho-ho, gotta go-go-go, gotta deliver all these gifts to the kids you know".

Lady starts getting a little more intense and "persistent" and Santa again says, "ho-ho-ho gotta go-go-go, gotta deliver gifts to the kids, you know.

Lady starts getting irritated and goes "lower".

Santa says "hey-hey-hey gotta stay-stay-stay, can't go up the chimney with my "D" this way :biggrin:
 
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