pelers
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So, my daughter is now two. She's an amazingly articulate two; she speaks in full sentences and grasps concepts very well. I'm sure she's going to pick up on my swearing and be obnoxious enough to use the words perfectly.
She's already getting sassy. How the hell do you keep a straight face for this? Some gems from the last week:
Me (to her and her big brother arguing): When we get home I'm going to take you to the doctor to get your hearing checked because you fail at listening!
Daughter: Noooo, mommy. You get YOUR hearing checked!
Me (to daughter while she's throwing one of her random two year old tantrums screaming NoooOOOoOO noooOOOoOO nooooooo): Are you being contrary?
Daughter: No, YOU'RE contrary! and Daddy's contrary! and [brother] is contrary! (surprisingly well enunciated)
I'm predicting some serious doom and gloom in my life in about 10-11 years.
She's already getting sassy. How the hell do you keep a straight face for this? Some gems from the last week:
Me (to her and her big brother arguing): When we get home I'm going to take you to the doctor to get your hearing checked because you fail at listening!
Daughter: Noooo, mommy. You get YOUR hearing checked!
Me (to daughter while she's throwing one of her random two year old tantrums screaming NoooOOOoOO noooOOOoOO nooooooo): Are you being contrary?
Daughter: No, YOU'RE contrary! and Daddy's contrary! and [brother] is contrary! (surprisingly well enunciated)
I'm predicting some serious doom and gloom in my life in about 10-11 years.