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> *SATAN*
>
>
> A few minutes before the church services started, the
> congregation was
> sitting in their pews and talking.
>
>
>
> Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
>
> Everyone started screaming and running for the back
> entrance, trampling each
> other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
>
> Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman
> who sat calmly in
> his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact
> that
> God's Ultimate enemy was in his presence.
>
> So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know
> who I am?'
>
> The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
>
> 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
>
> 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man..
>
> 'Don't you realize I can kill you with one
> word?' asked Satan.
>
> 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old
> man, in an even tone.
>
> 'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying
> AGONY for all
> eternity?' persisted Satan.
>
> 'Yep,' was the calm reply.
>
> 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.
>
> 'Nope,' said the old man.
>
> More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why
> aren't you afraid of me?'
>
> The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister
> for 48 years.
>
>
> A few minutes before the church services started, the
> congregation was
> sitting in their pews and talking.
>
>
>
> Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
>
> Everyone started screaming and running for the back
> entrance, trampling each
> other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
>
> Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman
> who sat calmly in
> his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact
> that
> God's Ultimate enemy was in his presence.
>
> So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know
> who I am?'
>
> The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
>
> 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
>
> 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man..
>
> 'Don't you realize I can kill you with one
> word?' asked Satan.
>
> 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old
> man, in an even tone.
>
> 'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying
> AGONY for all
> eternity?' persisted Satan.
>
> 'Yep,' was the calm reply.
>
> 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.
>
> 'Nope,' said the old man.
>
> More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why
> aren't you afraid of me?'
>
> The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister
> for 48 years.
