ShortRound
Midget
Bob and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them.
Bob said, "Hang on, I have an idea".
He went to the butcher shop next door and came out with one large sausage.
Scott said, Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all"
Bob replied , "don't worry just follow me".
They went into a pub where Bob immediately ordered two double shots of jack daniels.
Scott said, "Now you have lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't any money to pay for this!"
Bob replied with a smile, "Don't worrie I have a plan.
Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Bob said "ok, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get down on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done. the barman noticed them went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk all for free.
At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Bob - I don't think I can do this anymore.
My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
BOB SAID, " HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
I LOST THE SAUSAGE BACK AT THE THIRD BAR!"
Bob said, "Hang on, I have an idea".
He went to the butcher shop next door and came out with one large sausage.
Scott said, Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all"
Bob replied , "don't worry just follow me".
They went into a pub where Bob immediately ordered two double shots of jack daniels.
Scott said, "Now you have lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't any money to pay for this!"
Bob replied with a smile, "Don't worrie I have a plan.
Cheers!"
They downed their drinks.
Bob said "ok, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get down on your knees and put it in your mouth."
Said and done. the barman noticed them went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk all for free.
At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Bob - I don't think I can do this anymore.
My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"
BOB SAID, " HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?
I LOST THE SAUSAGE BACK AT THE THIRD BAR!"
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