Say You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk...

[nachomama]

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

 

[carolinagirl]

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

I may have used one or two of those. How about, "this cold is really kicking my a$$."

 

[migtig]

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

In DC?!! I'd get fired on the spot. Better to admit I was sleeping.

 

[pixiegirl]

In DC?!! I'd get fired on the spot. Better to admit I was sleeping.

Then you need to come down to lovely downtown St. Inigoes. My boss tried to convince me to go to church with him. I'd probably get a raise!

 

[smoothmarine187]

Then you need to come down to lovely downtown St. Inigoes. My boss tried to convince me to go to church with him. I'd probably get a raise!

I think you got that all wrong.....he wanted you to yell the lords name, but it had nothing to do with going to church......

 

[nachomama]

I think you got that all wrong.....he wanted you to yell the lords name, but it had nothing to do with going to church......

I got someone in here that may be guilty of inhaling the white out...

 

[mv_princess]

I got someone in here that may be guilty of inhaling the white out...

My boss would probably suggest we get a cot for the office to use.

 

[Dougstermd]

I think you got that all wrong.....he wanted you to yell the lords name, but it had nothing to do with going to church......

and the boss was gona get the RISE

 

[pixiegirl]

I think you got that all wrong.....he wanted you to yell the lords name, but it had nothing to do with going to church......

No really... With this dude, I wish it was that easy to get on his good side.

 

[LordStanley]

I think you got that all wrong.....he wanted you to yell the lords name, but it had nothing to do with going to church......

The Lords name is Stanley!!!!

 

[LordStanley]

My boss would probably suggest we get a cot for the office to use.

Can ya Blame him?