Scare at Cowboys Stadium

[DipStick]

ARLINGTON, TX (AP) -- Training at the Dallas cowboys practice field was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially the Cowboys thought it was a prank. Training and practice was immediately suspended while police and Homeland Security personnel were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, Dallas and Arlington Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most players, was in fact the goal line.

Practice will resume this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

 

[Bay_Kat]

ARLINGTON, TX (AP) -- Training at the Dallas cowboys practice field was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially the Cowboys thought it was a prank. Training and practice was immediately suspended while police and Homeland Security personnel were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, Dallas and Arlington Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most players, was in fact the goal line.

Practice will resume this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

I guess since we recycle everything else, we may as well recycle jokes too. I think this one was even used on the 'skins at one point.

Not a Dallas fan by any stretch of the imagination, just need new jokes.

 

[DipStick]

I guess since we recycle everything else, we may as well recycle jokes too. I think this one was even used on the 'skins at one point.

Where do you go in the event of a Tornado Warning in the Dallas area?

 

[Bay_Kat]

Where do you go in the event of a Tornado Warning in the Dallas area?

Cowboy stadium, there's never a touchdown there.

 

[DipStick]

Not a Dallas fan by any stretch of the imagination, just need new jokes.

I've got a joke.


The Dallas Cowboys.








^^ That's the joke.

 

[Bay_Kat]

I've got a joke.


The Dallas Cowboys.








^^ That's the joke.

See, that's original.

 

[DipStick]

Cowboy stadium, there's never a touchdown there.

What's the difference between the Cowboys and a dollar bill?

 

[DipStick]

All that said, I love driving around in Frederick and not seeing Cowboys jerseys everywhere! Where'd they all go?

 

[Wildcat97]

What's the difference between the Cowboys and a dollar bill?

???

 

[DipStick]

???

You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill.