Screw reclining aircraft seats.....

[glhs837]

Just finished flight five of the six needed to make this trip to Norway and back. Three of them have seen the person in front me golf full recline for the duration... Also recently had this happen on one of my two flights to San Antonio...... Nothing better than that seatback 12 inches from my face. And it makes my tray table pretty hard to use..... Aaaarrrrrrg. One six hour leg to Baltimore, wish me luck.

 

[Ken King]

Put some earbuds in, play your favorite tunes, and beat out the rhythm on the seat back. I mean, whats fair is fair, right.

 

[TPD]

If you work for gilligan it’s first class all the way I hear - your own 1st class pod in the front of the plane with all the caviar and champagne you can consume.

 

[glhs837]

I'm not sure how the word are turned into the words work for.....

 

[stgislander]

If you work for gilligan it’s first class all the way I hear - your own 1st class pod in the front of the plane with all the caviar and champagne you can consume.

Wait...what?!!

 

[Gilligan]

If you work for gilligan it’s first class all the way I hear - your own 1st class pod in the front of the plane with all the caviar and champagne you can consume.

Yes, but...that's only for those who occupy the executive suite in our corporate offices. The rest have to settle for the free trail mix packet and one drink, back in cattle class.

 

[phreddyp]

Yes, but...that's only for those who occupy the executive suite in our corporate offices. The rest have to settle for the free trail mix packet and one drink, back in cattle class.

Really! I always treated my employees as equals, even the office housekeeper got to fly on Spirit.

 

[Gilligan]

Really! I always treated my employees as equals, even the office housekeeper got to fly on Spirit.

Oh, we're all equal here. Just that some are more equal than others.

 

[SamSpade]

Stroke the top of their head....