I rest my case. He didn't actually touch the water except to bail it out of the boat. Glory hounds with a rep to maintain know no shame. So he tools around the turds for a few minutes, gets a couple hundred pics taken by the "personal photographer" he took along with him. then he retreats back to his half million dollar class A motorhome and writes a heart wrenching description of how horrible it was, how selfless he is and how he HAD to go help, ads in a vapid paragraph about how conservatives have left the minorities to drown in the shiat pool formerly known as NO for the San Fransico Chronicle and he is wisked away and noodling Robin Wright-Penn within 24 hours feeling totally cool with his self created image.