seasonal celebration of the winter solstice with Jingle Bells.

[GregV814]

A horizontally unencumbered female of abundance substance suffered with inappropriate methane dispersement. She carried a pine scented air freshener in her purse. While shopping in mid December, she boarded an elevator. Between floors, she spritzed a sudden methane leakage , grateful she was the sole occupant. At the next floor, a very drunk man got on the elevator. With embarrassment , the woman said, "do you smell that? Its beginning to seem like Christmas!"
The drunk muttered, "smells like somebody sh*t a Christmas tree!"

The end.

 

[Monello]

Is that the same drunk guy who told his wife some guy puked on his shirt in the bar? When his wife didn't believe him, he got adamant that not only did the guy puke on his shirt but he also sh*t in his pants.