Seeing eye dogs

Kyle

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A guy's standing on a street corner with his German Shepard waiting for the signal to change when along comes a guy walking his Chihuahua.

The two men happen to strike up a conversation and pretty soon they're talkin' up a storm.

The German Shepards's owner says "Hey, this is a pretty good conversation, let's go have lunch." The other guy says "Sure! But I don't think the restaurant will let us in with our dogs".

The other guy says "Don't you worry about that, you just follow my lead."

So they show up at the restaurant and the guy with the German Shepard says to the hostess "I'd like to be seated please".

The waitress says "I'm sorry but we don't allow dogs in here".

The guy says "But this is a seeing eye dog". So the waitress says okay and seats him.

She then returns to the guy with the Chihuahua.

The guys says "I'd like to sit with that guy". The waitress says "I'm sorry but we don't allow dogs in here".

The guy quickly replies "But this is a seeing eye dog".

The skeptical waitress sarcastically asks "A Chihuahua?" and the guy replies "They gave me a CHIHUAHUA????"
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
I guess this means I can stop ducking pop bottles from the "Cat Carrier" and "Rain or Snow" jokes! :biggrin:
 
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