Senile Master of the Mixed Metaphor

GregV814

Well-Known Member
Well,
We could stand here and talk until the cows turn blue.

You could have knocked me over with a fender.

He was watching me like I was a hawk.

I’ll get it by hook or ladder.

He’s a wolf in cheap clothing.

They’re diabolically opposed.

He received a decease and desist order.

I wouldn’t eat that with a ten-foot pole.

Take a flying hike.

I shot the wind out of his saddle.

He’s not the one with his ass in a noose.

A loose tongue spoils the broth.
 

BOP

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"So we hit it off, me and this dancer
We hit it off like a metaphor" - Ray Wylie Hubbard "Mother Blues", from "The Grifter's Hymnal (2012)"
 

Hijinx

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The Biden son who died was the smarter one of the family. Now Joe has Fredo left.

Joe was the Fredo of a previous generation.
Other politicians get rich in office, but are smart enough to hide their criminality.
Joe bragged on it and how he bribed Ukraine and got an investigation of young Fredo squelched..
A thing like that would kill most politicians, but it didn't hurt Joe.
Because the media and the Democrats need him to get Cameltoe in the White House.
 
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Monello

Smarter than the average bear
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If this president thing doesn't work out for him, Joe might make it as a rapper. His mumblings have a lot of the rap lyric essentials.

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BOP

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If this president thing doesn't work out for him, Joe might make it as a rapper. His mumblings have a lot of the rap lyric essentials.

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Sniffin' Joe WAS Cornpop!? That's why you never see them in the same room!



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