Mikeinsmd
New Member
A Senior Citizen in Florida bought a brand new
Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road,
stepping it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He
pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he
looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway
patrol trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren
blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem!" thought the
man. He tromped down on the accelerator and flew down
the highway at 100 mph. Then 110 mph. Then 120 mph.
All of a sudden he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too
old for this kind of thing."
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for
the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled
in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "My shift ends
in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me
a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I
thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
Mercedes convertible. He took off down the road,
stepping it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left on his head.
"This is great," he thought as he roared down I-75. He
pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he
looked in his rear view mirror and saw a highway
patrol trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren
blaring.
"I can get away from him with no problem!" thought the
man. He tromped down on the accelerator and flew down
the highway at 100 mph. Then 110 mph. Then 120 mph.
All of a sudden he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too
old for this kind of thing."
He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for
the trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled
in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man.
"Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "My shift ends
in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me
a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard
before, I'll let you go."
The man looked at the trooper and said, "Years ago my
wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper, and I
thought you were bringing her back."
The trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day."
That is a good one.