Damned glad to meet you
I took my elderly mother to the grocery store early this morning and wouldn't you know, this young guy came up and tried to cut the line. One of the old women in the line swung her huge purse and hit him in the back of the head so hard he just staggered off. About 5 minutes later, this same guy is back, and I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first time, two old guys start cracking him in the knees and yelling "We'll teach ya smarty pants" all Abe Simpson like and he staggers off again. Well as luck would have it, 5 minutes later he's back again but with a cop this time and he's pissed. He gets right in our faces and screams " You ain't never getting in there if you don't let the damned manager open the frickin' door!" Boy was I ashamed of them!