nomoney
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G. W. Bush and John Kerry ended up at the same barbershop.
Not a word was spoken. The two barbers were afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their respective shaves, the one with Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.
But, Kerry stopped him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
Not a word was spoken. The two barbers were afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their respective shaves, the one with Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.
But, Kerry stopped him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
