A couple made a deal that whoever died firt would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after-life at all. after a long life together, the husband was the first to die.
True to his word, he made the first contact with his wife...."Judy.....Judy" She asked " Is that you George"? George replied "Yes, I've come back like we agreed to, and am here to tell you about it." She asked how it was, and here was his answer:
"Well, I get up in the morning, have sex, then breakfast, then head to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - I have lots of greens), another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it is back to the golf course again. Then it is more sex until late at night, and then I get some much needed sleep until the next day, when it starts al over again"
Judy sighs "Oh, George, are you in heaven?"
George replies "No - I'm a rabbit in Kansas"
True to his word, he made the first contact with his wife...."Judy.....Judy" She asked " Is that you George"? George replied "Yes, I've come back like we agreed to, and am here to tell you about it." She asked how it was, and here was his answer:
"Well, I get up in the morning, have sex, then breakfast, then head to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun, and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - I have lots of greens), another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it is back to the golf course again. Then it is more sex until late at night, and then I get some much needed sleep until the next day, when it starts al over again"
Judy sighs "Oh, George, are you in heaven?"
George replies "No - I'm a rabbit in Kansas"