sex and a sandwich

[morningbell]

If you son't start off or end any statement to your man with "I'll give you sex" and/or "I'll make you a sandwich" it sounds like all the adults on any Charlie Brown special to him.

UGH!!!

 

[Dougstermd]

If you son't start off or end any statement to your man with "I'll give you sex" and/or "I'll make you a sandwich" it sounds like all the adults on any Charlie Brown special to him.

UGH!!!

biatch get in the kitchen and make me a sammich. stop all the

 

[bcp]

personally, I think that a woman should be bent over, table cloth across her back, sandwich and beer on it, with her panties down..

I mean, If she really loves him

 

[unixpirate]

personally, I think that a woman should be bent over, table cloth across her back, sandwich and beer on it, with her panties down..

I mean, If she really loves him

 

[baileydog]

I saw this thread and thought it was a joke I heard that goes like this....Do you know the difference between sex and a sandwich? NO. Well then what are you doing for lunch? haha Get it. I know , kinda lame.

 

[bcp]

seriously though, after a certain age, the only thing a hard on is good for is to keep you from rolling out of bed and breaking a hip.


think, kickstand

 

[bcp]

I would like to add that I am not yet at that age.

 

[KAT20619]

seriously though, after a certain age, the only thing a hard on is good for is to keep you from rolling out of bed and breaking a hip.


think, kickstand

ROFLMAO...

 

[onebdzee]

I would like to add that I am not yet at that age.

That's not what pan lady said

 

[bcp]

That's not what pan lady said

damn

 

[Chain729]

If you son't start off or end any statement to your man with "I'll give you sex" and/or "I'll make you a sandwich" it sounds like all the adults on any Charlie Brown special to him.

UGH!!!

Well if he didn't have to resort to those measures to get any... :shrug:

And if it's a sandwich and not a good hot meal and a cold beer, he must be really neglected.

 

[virgovictoria]

personally, I think that a woman should be bent over, table cloth across her back, sandwich and beer on it, with her panties down..

I mean, If she really loves him

You really ARE a dirty ol' man!

 

[morningbell]

personally, I think that a woman should be bent over, table cloth across her back, sandwich and beer on it, with her panties down..

I mean, If she really loves him

The beer would definetly spill.

 

[bcp]

The beer would definetly spill.

think,,, Velcro