ServiceGuy
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A young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As
she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign says: SEX FROGS! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes
with complete instructions!
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
She whispers softly to the young man behind the counter, "I'll takem one."
The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions. "
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she grabs the
instructions and reads them very carefully.
She does exactly what the instructions say:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you
5. Allow the frog to follow its training.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her dismay,nothing happens!
The girl is very disappointed and quite upset.
She grabs the instructions and rereads them and then notices at the
bottom of the page, in small print, it says, "If you have any problems
or questions, please call the pet store."
So, she calls the pet store.
The same young man is still at work. When he hears her problem, he says,
"I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.
The young lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything
according to the instructions. The damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into
its eyes and sternly says:
"Now you listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE
more time. . . ."
she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign says: SEX FROGS! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes
with complete instructions!
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
She whispers softly to the young man behind the counter, "I'll takem one."
The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions. "
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she grabs the
instructions and reads them very carefully.
She does exactly what the instructions say:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you
5. Allow the frog to follow its training.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her dismay,nothing happens!
The girl is very disappointed and quite upset.
She grabs the instructions and rereads them and then notices at the
bottom of the page, in small print, it says, "If you have any problems
or questions, please call the pet store."
So, she calls the pet store.
The same young man is still at work. When he hears her problem, he says,
"I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell.
The young lady welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything
according to the instructions. The damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into
its eyes and sternly says:
"Now you listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE
more time. . . ."