rack'm
Jaded
While in China, a man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a
condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he
wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple
spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having
seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to
return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later
and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very
little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no
known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion." The
doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery
is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can
we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The
Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always
want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"
Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by
itself! You save money."
condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he
wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple
spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having
seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to
return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later
and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very
little about it."
The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me up, Doc." The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no
known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion." The
doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery
is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know
more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and
proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can
we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The
Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always
want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"
Oh, Thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes," says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by
itself! You save money."
