harleygirl
Working for the weekend
SEX IN THE DARK...
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she
would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she
turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated dildo. She got completely upset. "You impotent
bastard," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these
years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll
explain the toy if you explain the kids."
There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time
they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she
would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she
turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated dildo. She got completely upset. "You impotent
bastard," she screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these
years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll
explain the toy if you explain the kids."
