She Smothered her Boyfriend to Death with Breasts

[Misfit]

THE WEEKLY VICE: Donna Lange - Charged With Smothering Boyfriend To Death With Breasts

Everett, Wash (The Weekly Vice) - Donna Lange, a 50-year-old Everett woman, was jailed Saturday after she allegedly smothered her boyfriend to death with her breasts.

Deputies spoke to several witnesses who stated that they found Lange on top of the victim with his face buries in her chest. The victim was rushed to Swedish Hospital in Edmonds, where he was pronounced dead a short time after arrival.

 

[GURPS]

obviously we are not talking Kate Moss here

 

[Radiant1]

I was going to joke about how some men wouldn't mind dying that way, but after seeing her pic I think not.

 

[sockgirl77]

Holy ####! Her nips are pointed to the floor.

 

[drivingdaisy]

Holy ####! Her nips are pointed to the floor.

Are you commuting to Sweden everyday? Perhaps this is your coworker.

 

[NextJen]

Airport Inn trailer park.....that explains a lot.

 

[sockgirl77]

Are you commuting to Sweden everyday? Perhaps this is your coworker.

Only one of hers points to the floor. It's doing it again today too.

 

[sockgirl77]

Are you commuting to Sweden everyday? Perhaps this is your coworker.

This actually took place in Washington state though.

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

Maybe she got mad at him cuz he didn't give her enough "support".

 

[Radiant1]

Nothing could support those puppies!

 

[sockgirl77]

Nothing could support those puppies!

This may...

 

[NorthBeachPerso]

I like boobs but damn, those are just nasty.

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

Nothing could support those puppies!

I don't think you can really call those "puppies" anymore.

 

[sockgirl77]

I don't think you can really call those "puppies" anymore.

I don't know. They kind of remind me of a basset hound.

 

[sockgirl77]

:shrug:

 

[MarieB]

Update: 01-15-13 The Snohomish County Medical Examiner’s Office has identified the victim as 51 year old Richard W. Balch of Auburn. The cause and manner of death have not yet been released. The woman booked into jail has been released without charges being filed.

Deputies arrest woman in south Everett for manslaughter

 

[Gilligan]

The woman booked into jail has been released without charges being filed.
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Couldn't find "asphyxiation by mammary gland" in the books, I'm guessing.

 

[unlisted]

Rest in Peace Brain.

 

[Radiant1]

Rest in Peace Brain.

Damn it, man! Now I have two reasons to gouge my eyes out! :

 

[sockgirl77]

Rest in Peace Brain.