Shot in the head?

[Highlander]

Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her
in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some
groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the
windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the
back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while
became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's
eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was
okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head,
and had been holding her brains in; for over an hour. The man called the
paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and
Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got
in , they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her
head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in
the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she
felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out,
but quickly recovered.

Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but
that could be irrelevant.

 

[Penn]

I read a story, earlier, about a blonde in Connecticut, who brought suit against L'Oreal(sp?) for supposedly putting brunette dye in a bottle marked "Blonde" dye. She complained to the Judge that she had lost all the benefits she was used to getting, while being a blonde, when her hair turned brown!

The Judge threw the accusation/suit out of his court! Unreal!

 

[Warron]

Nice attempt at recycling a generic joke from 15 years ago.