Sick Leave

rack'm

Jaded
I needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he
would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the
ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me
what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light
bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few
days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and
asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said
"You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple
of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my
co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her"...And where
do you think you're going?"











You're gonna love this.....















She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
 
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