SiFi/Horror Movie Game

GopherM

Darwin was right
OK - what valuable lessons have we learned from SiFi and Horror Movies:

1. Any vehicle or building that you leave in a panic will be hit my a comet/meteorlite/giant fireball.

2. The virgins or outright sluts always die first.

3. Whether humans understand the technology or not, any alien weapon they pick up will always (eventually) work for them when they most need it.

4. Everyone gets the plague or infection except the hero/heroine.

5. No matter how advanced their technology, the aliens will always be defeated.

6. The chainsaw never runs out of gas.

7. People who are already scared to death will always go into the room where they just heard the mysterious sound.

8. The S**t always hits the fan in the USA first.

9. Almost no one ever has to stop to pee.

10. Every sucessful space/alien move is almost always based on a really good western.
 

GopherM

Darwin was right
11. Don't ever sit on a toilet. Something will always bite you on the azz (and probably pull you in with your legs folded upward). Proof that ceramics are stronger than the human body.
 

hvp05

Methodically disorganized
Related to your #7...
If you don't think you should go in there, don't!

It doesn't matter how much damage you do to the killer; they always come back.




(Isn't this game about 3 weeks late? :lol:)
 

bcp

In My Opinion
If your house talks to you, or the tv says something when its not plugged in,
do not ask either to repeat themselves, just GTFO and put the house up for sale or turn it into a college dorm
 

bcp

In My Opinion
never listen to the skinny kid that thinks he knows best.
he is always the first to get cut up and spread around the yard like a dog toy.
 

glhs837

Power with Control
Never actually kill the bad guy, even if you have him down and out. After knocking him for a loop, drop your weapon and run, because a slightly beaten serial killer is always better than a dead one.
 

hvp05

Methodically disorganized
This list blows.

I can think of at least a few contradictions for each.
I don't think these are supposed to be immutable laws of the universe. :lol: Besides, how fun would life be if there weren't contradictions?




If you are about to enter a new area, building, etc. and the first story you hear is that it is cursed or haunted, you may want to avoid it.

If there is an insect or reptile larger than your house approaching you, do not try to slay it... RUN.

If you just heard your best friend being slaughtered in the next room, do not go to see what happened... RUN.
 

SamSpade

Well-Known Member
PREMO Member
always hang with the black guy, they run first and almost always live.

Actually, a guy whose stuff I used to read years ago used to claim the black guy always dies first.

Some of his rants are the funniest stuff ever written on the subject of SF TV and movies, but sadly he was taken from us at all too young an age.

Online Tribute to Cronan Thompson

Check out some of his links.
 

GopherM

Darwin was right
Never actually kill the bad guy, even if you have him down and out. After knocking him for a loop, drop your weapon and run, because a slightly beaten serial killer is always better than a dead one.

Ooooow. That's a good one. And if you have emtied you gun into him with no effect, try and finish him off by throwing it at him.
 

bcp

In My Opinion
Ooooow. That's a good one. And if you have emtied you gun into him with no effect, try and finish him off by throwing it at him.
not really if you think about it.
If you really kill the bad guy, there is little chance of a sequel to the movie.

I can see the day when Jason is terrorizing people in the retirement home, he will be in a wheel chair, his method of murder will by a high powered enema or something similar to that.
 

glhs837

Power with Control
A good plot device, stupid behavior. Like running away from a bad guy in a car, and staying in the middle of the road. .
 

TurboK9

New Member
When discovering the butchered body of a missing friend, a couple always pairs up and wanders off to have sex.

This has the end result of generating more dead bodies, for more couples to find...
 

bcp

In My Opinion
When discovering the butchered body of a missing friend, a couple always pairs up and wanders off to have sex.

This has the end result of generating more dead bodies, for more couples to find...

If you had one of two choices in the way you are going to die in the next few minutes,,
would you pick
A: die while running and screaming like the beeatch standing next to you?
B: Humping the Beeatch next to you.
 

bcp

In My Opinion
and this brings up another important thing to remember when trying not to end up in a horror film type moment.

Never hang out with college age girls wearing short shorts and tight tops.

can anyone ever remember any horror film that centered around a group of middle age fat women?
 
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