- From a toy store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here."
- In a bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
- Outside a church: "The Original Christmas Club."
- From a department store ad: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd."
- In a Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000."
- In a Jenny Craig ad: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."
- In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything - a calendar to remind him when payments are due."
- In a bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
- Outside a church: "The Original Christmas Club."
- From a department store ad: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd."
- In a Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000."
- In a Jenny Craig ad: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."
- In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything - a calendar to remind him when payments are due."