Bay_Kat
Tropical
Sign over a gynecologist's office
"Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels." (read it again)
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On a septic tank truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in. "
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On a plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a church's billboard:
"Seven days without God makes one weak."
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At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
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At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a propane filling station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another
septic tank truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
"Dr.. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels." (read it again)
**************************
On a septic tank truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
**************************
At a proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in. "
************************
On a plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
**************************
On another plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
**************************
On a church's billboard:
"Seven days without God makes one weak."
**************************
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
**************************
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
**************************
On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
******** ******************
In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
*************************
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
**************************
At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
**************************
On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
**************************
On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
*************************
At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
**************************
Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
**************************
In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
**************************
At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
**************************
In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."
*************************
In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
**************************
At a propane filling station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
**************************
And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
**********************
Sign on the back of another
septic tank truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
