Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
"She Was Only an Elevator Man's Daughter, But She Could Sure Show Me the Ups and Downs"
"She Was Only a Miner's Daughter, But She Always Went Down the Shaft"
"She Was Only a Baker's Daughter, But She Really Made My Dough Rise"
"She Was Only a Fisherman's Daughter, But She Reeled When She Saw My Big Rod"
"She Was Only David Lynch's Daughter, But I Really Liked Her Twin Peaks"
"She Was Only a Moonshiner's Daughter, But She Always Made Me Liquor"
"She Was Only a Dog Breeder's Daughter, So I Gave Her a Bone"
"She Was Only a Cat Fancier's Daughter, But She Had..." Nah, too easy.
"She Was Only a Miner's Daughter, But She Always Went Down the Shaft"
"She Was Only a Baker's Daughter, But She Really Made My Dough Rise"
"She Was Only a Fisherman's Daughter, But She Reeled When She Saw My Big Rod"
"She Was Only David Lynch's Daughter, But I Really Liked Her Twin Peaks"
"She Was Only a Moonshiner's Daughter, But She Always Made Me Liquor"
"She Was Only a Dog Breeder's Daughter, So I Gave Her a Bone"
"She Was Only a Cat Fancier's Daughter, But She Had..." Nah, too easy.