Sister Mary Katherine
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The
Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome
here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you
to do so".
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years
before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have
been here for 5 years. You can speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you
a better bed."
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by
the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary
Katherine.
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest
assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again
called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two
words today."
"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
"It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done nothing
but bitc# since you got here."
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The
Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome
here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you
to do so".
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years
before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have
been here for 5 years. You can speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you
a better bed."
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by
the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary
Katherine.
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest
assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again
called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two
words today."
"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
"It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done nothing
but bitc# since you got here."