Size does matter - but at a price
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morganj614
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A research team led by Syracuse University biologist Scott Pitnick found that in bat species where the females are promiscuous, the males boasting the largest testicles also had the smallest brains. Conversely, where the females were faithful, the males had smaller testes and larger brains.
Sounds like Morgie experiment # 6869 coming up
Sounds like Morgie experiment # 6869 coming up
harleygirl
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morganj614 said:A research team led by Syracuse University biologist Scott Pitnick found that in bat species where the females are promiscuous, the males boasting the largest testicles also had the smallest brains. Conversely, where the females were faithful, the males had smaller testes and larger brains.
Sounds like Morgie experiment # 6869 coming up
sushisamba
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Tonio said:
I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
CHORUS
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
Ball sucker
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
CHORUS
And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...
Ball sucker
sushisamba
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
If you're shallow, your man must have a large brainpixiegirl said:I have found this to be true but since I'm shallow I really don't mind.
sushisamba
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ok. Then he's my type too!pixiegirl said:See my follow-up post. Shallow was not a good choice of words...
bcp
In My Opinion
where the females are promiscuous, the males boasting the largest testicles also had the smallest brains. Conversely, where the females were faithful, the males had smaller testes and larger brains.
So, what you're saying is that my condition is my wifes fault,,
and I should slap her for NOT cheating????
this marriage thing is soooo confusing.
So, what you're saying is that my condition is my wifes fault,,
and I should slap her for NOT cheating????
this marriage thing is soooo confusing.
bcp
In My Opinion
Easy thing to fix.404 said:
What you need to do is put your nutsack on the edge of a wooden table, feel for the smaller of the two balls, then smack it hard with a hammer.
it should swell up and be equal to the size of the bigger one in no time at all.
Give it a try and tell us what you think.
Glad I could help.