Skid row on the farm...
- Thread starter Larry Gude
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Larry Gude
Strung Out
No...
...Moose isn't about to expend the energy necessary to actually get in the gutter. Work is for chumps.
cattitude said:
...Moose isn't about to expend the energy necessary to actually get in the gutter. Work is for chumps.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Ps...
...on the odd chance that Moose actually came up with the inspiration and motivation to put out that much effort, his fat gut would not fit in the gutter. The barn likely would have fallen over as well. Assuming the gutter bolts held.
cattitude said:
...on the odd chance that Moose actually came up with the inspiration and motivation to put out that much effort, his fat gut would not fit in the gutter. The barn likely would have fallen over as well. Assuming the gutter bolts held.
Larry Gude
Strung Out
So...
...what are you trying to say, Habi-fail? Cat-astrophe? A room with a mew?
Well, how about my favorite, "Life is like a box of cats; you always know what you're gonna get; NOTHING."
Now, if you can find a pulse, you're free to prosecute me for neglect. In the mean time, I don't feed statues. I don't water rocks and I don't worry much about the living quarters of the perpetually vagrant.
Sharon said:I'm calling PETA! Those cats are clearly neglected. That sagging box isn't fit for human habitat.
...what are you trying to say, Habi-fail? Cat-astrophe? A room with a mew?
Well, how about my favorite, "Life is like a box of cats; you always know what you're gonna get; NOTHING."
Now, if you can find a pulse, you're free to prosecute me for neglect. In the mean time, I don't feed statues. I don't water rocks and I don't worry much about the living quarters of the perpetually vagrant.