Sleeping pills

Sharon

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An eighty year old woman goes to the Doctor for a check up. She wasrequired to bring with her all types of medicine she had at home.

As the Doctor was looking through these he came across Birth Controlpills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize that these are Birth Control pills"? he said.

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"But Mrs. Smith there is nothing in them that would help you to sleep!"

"I know that, but when I grind one up each morning and put it in theglass of orange juice that my 17 year old grand daughter drinks, believe me, it helps me sleep at night
 
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