Slow checkout lines

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
A woman was waiting in the check-out line at a shopping center.
Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning
supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was
in an extreme hurry and was not happy about the slowness of the
line.

When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the
woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of
here and home before Christmas!"

"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking
up out there and that brand new broom you have there, you'll be
home in no time.
 
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