Smack a bitch up, no problem win a primary

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
Staff member
PREMO Member
Minnesota Dems just think it's a culture thing. "Of COURSE black men, especially Muslims beat their women!" It makes them more likely to vote for him because he's keepin' it real.
 

Hijinx

Well-Known Member
I suppose with Keith Ellison----a Muslim---as Attorney General , Minnesota is the first State in this country to have Sharia law.
 

CPUSA

Active Member
"You get a smackdown! And you get a smackdown! And you get a smackdown!!"
"Smackdowns for AAALLLLLL the ladies!!!" K.Ellison
 

LightRoasted

If I may ...
If I may ...

Minnesota Dems just think it's a culture thing. "Of COURSE black men, especially Muslims beat their women!" It makes them more likely to vote for him because he's keepin' it real.
Sometimes you just have to put a woman in her place? Step outta line? Wha pow, upside the head.
 

Kyle

Imagine No Democrats
PREMO Member
What does he tell a woman with two black eyes, nothing he already told her twice.

SWEET TEA

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
 
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