One dismal, rainy night, a taxi driver spots an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block.
Even before he rolls to a stop at the curb, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door.
Checking his rearview mirror as he pulls away, he is startled to see a wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammers, taking a long glance into the rearview mirror.
"Union Station," answers the woman.
"Well ma'am, I notice that you're completely naked, and without a purse. How do you plan to pay your fare?"
The woman spreads her legs, puts her feet up on the front seat, smiles at the driver and says, "Does THIS answer your question?"
Taking another look in the mirror, the cabbie asks, "Got anything smaller?"
Even before he rolls to a stop at the curb, a figure leaps into the cab and slams the door.
Checking his rearview mirror as he pulls away, he is startled to see a wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.
"Where to?" he stammers, taking a long glance into the rearview mirror.
"Union Station," answers the woman.
"Well ma'am, I notice that you're completely naked, and without a purse. How do you plan to pay your fare?"
The woman spreads her legs, puts her feet up on the front seat, smiles at the driver and says, "Does THIS answer your question?"
Taking another look in the mirror, the cabbie asks, "Got anything smaller?"