Smart toilet uses your butthole to ID you

[PeoplesElbow]

This Smart Toilet Will Know You by the Shape of Your Asshole

A team of researchers at Stanford University developed a prototype smart toilet with four cameras that can identify users based on their "analprint."

www.vice.com

 

[vraiblonde]

That is some super intrusive sh^t.

 

[Kyle]

All New... The Rectal Scan.

Biometrics has come a long way.

I just hope they dont' implement this coming into the building.

 

[jrt_ms1995]

All New... The Rectal Scan.

Beats the hell out of the probe!

 

[Sneakers]

Cant post it from my phone, but search for "aliens vs monsters id scanner".

 

[OccamsRazor]

Can anyone provide or think of a single SERIOUS use for technology like this? How was this even considered for a funding grant?

 

[Kyle]

Can anyone provide or think of a single SERIOUS use for technology like this? How was this even considered for a funding grant?

I'm sure some government ******* will find it useful.

 

[nobody really]

all assh*les look alike

 

[Tech]

Can anyone provide or think of a single SERIOUS use for technology like this? How was this even considered for a funding grant?

Customized settings for the bidet, pressure and temp, just like your car customization seat position and radio on your key fob.

 

[gemma_rae]

"The anoderm is the scientific word for your as**ole-skin"

I have to admit, I did not know that.

 

[SamSpade]

Can anyone provide or think of a single SERIOUS use for technology like this? How was this even considered for a funding grant?

Glory holes?

 

[Kyle]

"The anoderm is the scientific word for your as**ole-skin"

I have to admit, I did not know that.

To commit a new word to your vocabulary, you'll need to use it in a sentence.

Perhaps an opportunity for an upcoming meeting.

 

[OccamsRazor]

Customized settings for the bidet, pressure and temp, just like your car customization seat position and radio on your key fob.

Why? If in a household, wouldn't you just need like a few saved settings? If in a public place... how many times are you using that "public bidet" to justify needing this technology?
Wasted money on a senseless project!

 

[DaSDGuy]

Now that's some data I really don't care to share. They might try to track how many democrats I create. They might need new candidates for office.

 

[Gilligan]

Gives a whole new dimension to the old and oft-used phrase: "Oh hell....not that a$shole again!"

 

[Merlin99]

Can anyone provide or think of a single SERIOUS use for technology like this? How was this even considered for a funding grant?

How else are you going to know when it’s time for your ******* bleaching, it’s not like you can just bend over and look.

 

[Merlin99]

Can anyone provide or think of a single SERIOUS use for technology like this? How was this even considered for a funding grant?

So the toilet knows when to scream

 

[gemma_rae]

To commit a new word to your vocabulary, you'll need to use it in a sentence.

Perhaps an opportunity for an upcoming meeting.

"Surprised to meet you out here, butt that shur is a purdy anoderm ya got there boy."

 

[stgislander]

I would have put money down that it was the Japanese that came up with this.

 

[Sneakers]

Cant post it from my phone, but search for "aliens vs monsters id scanner".

Here ya go. Only need to watch the first few seconds to get the jist....